"But there’s no one around for me to use it on."
"I think he’s looking in the right place. Right Jade? Look how good looking your brothers are.”
"You two are so sweet. How am I going to repay for the kindness?"
"You can’t pronounce it because half of it’s Portuguese. Dinner will be a surprise and you won’t have to lift a finger."
"We have the fridge full of imported stuff I can’t even pronounce. That usually makes for delicious dinners."
“Mostly straight?! Excuse me? I’m pretty fucking straight.”
” Are you going to just talk, or will you do something?”